💘✨💗 about me + my favourites 💗✨💘 • hello! my name is Ean (p..

💘✨💗 about me + my favourites 💗✨💘 • hello! my name is Ean (pronounced like Ian), but most people call me Egg! :) • I am agender. I prefer they/them pronouns. • I've lived a very wild life so far. I hope to write a book about it someday! These days, though, I spend most of my time working and playing video games. • I LOVE ANIMALS! I help care for a dog, a cat, a tortoise, and a snake! Rest in peace to my beloved best friend Astro, 4/18/05 - 2/25/23 💕 • and because I love animals so dearly, I am a vegetarian! I primarily live off of fruit, pasta and sweets. • I am a recovering addict who has been in recovery since June 22, 2016. Heroin was my drug of choice, followed by crack and benzos. • I'm a mentally ill mess. I have bipolar disorder, PTSD, ADHD, OCD, generalized anxiety and more! • I am CONSTANTLY in pain. I was born a bit banged up and have been harsh on my physical form over the years, so if I'm awake, I'm in pain. I have damage to my brain, lungs and nervous system, as well as fibromyalgia and anemia. Please be gentle, I am fragile. • wanna-be "artist" - I enjoy drawing and writing (and I love singing when no one is around) • I prefer being around animals/bugs and in nature than being around people. • In real life I am PAINFULLY SHY and CONSTANTLY ANXIOUS. I cannot order my own food in restaurants, I cannot shop in stores that don't have self check out, I do not talk on the phone to anyone. I'm that shy cutie that you can take on a date and get the best head of your life from afterwards! • I LOVE exploring others fetishes and fantasies, that is what turns me on the most! Bringing you pleasure gives me pleasure. • a few other things I'm into are foreplay, ASMR, and anything that will give me goosebumps! Plus, I looooooove sucking cock and getting creampied! Spanking, breeding kink, and cheating kinks definitely turn me on, too! • I am a switch. I can be your devious Dom AND your submissive slut.. and everything in between. • I collect stuffed animals, keychains, cute socks and cool t-shirts • I LOVE getting tattoos more than anything! Want to make me the happiest ever? Pay for my next tattoo! 💋 • I may be silly and shy and nerdy and artsy and kinky and weird and fun, but that does not mean I will put up with any sort of disrespect. Respect is what I demand first and foremost. Show me that, and we will have a great time together! FAVOURITES 💗 Band: Nine Inch Nails (followed by Type O Negative, Tool, System of a Down, Failure and Rammstein) Song: The Becoming by NIN Album: The Downward Spiral Composer (deceased): Beethoven Composer (living): Trent Reznor Animated film: Paprika Live action film: Oldboy (Korean) Video game: Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker AND Twilight Princess (GameCube was my first console and I will forever love it and other Nintendo products the most.. but I'm also a huge Skyrim fan!) Animated TV show: Over the Garden Wall, King of the Hill (I've been told I'm 50% Bobby Hill...) Live action TV show: House MD, The Sopranos (...and 50% Gregory House) Artists (deceased): Rene Magritte, Rick Griffin Artists (living): Kazuhiro Hori, Rob Sheridan Comedian: Mitch Hedberg YouTuber: videogamedunkey Colour: most shades of green, especially darker ones like forest green Tree: oak Flower: marigold Food: mac + cheese Dessert: ice cream sundae (followed by brownies.. so a sundae WITH brownies involved is the best!) Fruit: lemon, pineapple Cereal: cinnamon toast crunch Want to make me smile? Send a tip! 🥰 • $7 for a pint of Ben and Jerry's 🍨 • $20 for pet food 🐍🐶😺 • $20 for toiletries 🧼🧴 • $30 for a new stuffed animal 🧸 • $30 for a GlitchGoods shirt 👕 • $45 to fill my gas tank ⛽ • $50+ for my medications 💊 • $50-300 to help me be a psychonaut 🍄 • $200-500 for a new tattoo 🎨 ...or any other amount! those are just the things I need or want on a regular basis :) Do you have any questions for me? Ask away! I am very, very open about the good, bad, weird, sad, strange, ugly, and beautiful - I overshare as a coping mechanism~ and of course... Thank you for subscribing! Your support helps me continue surviving (even on the days when I don't want to) and that means a lot to me! 💕 This is what I do as a full time job so tips, rebilling, buying customs, genital rates ($10 for a written rating, $20 for a video rating, both are 100% honest!) and sexting sessions really help me out! If you made it to the end of this little ramble, I am virtually sending you 1 very big hug, and 3 kisses wherever you want them placed! 😘