

SUPER NSFW - I got Little Rocked
Holiday weekends always take me back to that time my van broke down in Little Rock…
The shops were closed, the mechanics were off at the lake 🛠️🌊, and I was left with nothing but time—and a phone full of possibilities 📱
So I started swiping…
Night 1: The Officer 🚨
Fresh-faced, full of authority, and came straight to my hotel after his shift. No small talk. He said he wanted to keep me safe… and he did. All. Night. Long. 😏
Now I just wish he’d called for back up. 👮♂️🫣
Midweek: The Hippie Couple ✌️
They invited me to a drum circle, and by the end, we were all making beautiful noise together. 🪘
She played me like a tambourine while he kept a steady rhythm.
The vibes? Let’s just say we found our groove. 🍄✨
Finale: The Crane Operator 🏗️
This one had been a fantasy of mine—I always swipe right on crane operators.
And I finally landed one.
He taught me darts 🎯 with strong hands and deep eye contact 👀…
Then gave me a private lesson in proper fitment. 🍆🍑
(Still chasing the full fantasy though—me, in the crane cab, 40 feet up, with someone who’s an expert erector🔥)
And the photos?
While I was stuck waiting for help ⏳, I pulled out my camera 📸…
Inspired, bored, and aching for attention.
This set includes a few of the dirtiest shots I’ve ever shared. 😻🍑🕳️👀😲
Nothing left to the imagination- seeing is believing 💦🫦
Let’s just say… I was feeling wild.
To sum it all up, Little Rock was short on mechanics, but somehow… I was fully serviced. Might be time for another breakdown 🚐💋